Darth Colin

Richard: They tried to make Jedi and official religion. If enough people put it down as their religion on the census forms then the government would have to recognise it

Tamsin: Are you a Jedi?

Richard: Yes.

Tamsin: Are you a Jedi Colin?

Richard: Colin went over to the Dark side...

Colin: What? Well… I was but my Light Sabre went out!